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Badvice Episode 19: I Love You

This week we drop the L bomb all over the place. We look at momma's boys, stranged scarved men with fedoras, Uber drivers asking you for directions to your dropoff, marrying your high school sweetheart, saying "I love you" to people, Gorjan wants to go to Maine one day, Robin refuses to tell us her favorite way to make eggs, D.A.D.D's make an appearance, and bowls of fruit all happen this week.

Badvice Episode 18: 600 Pounds

Back to basics. This week we cover people who celebrate the week leading up to their birthday, coffee gatekeepers, we got some junk mail from people, not having your job waiting for you when you come back from medical leave, moaning vs. stuttering, bros come before hoes unless the hoe is fiiiiiine, living next to your dead husband's mother for 25 years, I become Columbo when it comes to Tinder pictures, being friendzoned makes a comeback, Robin's never seen Pineapple Express, and this episode comes in at 102 minutes so if you're up for it, put on "Lost in Translation" and this episode will perfectly sync up with it.

Badvice Episode 17: Suck It, Bitch! w/Matt Hoffman

A farewell/fuckoff for Matt Hoffman for the time being. This week we tackle Mrs. Fletcher and her sexy ways, memorial coins, mythical bathrooms, Robin brings in a god damn bombshell, we discuss what we think people don't like about us, the world being flat makes more sense than being round, spell properly on Tinder, we cast one of the questions as a feature film, keep water themed stuff out of the bathroom, and a book club conundrum causes a shift in the group paradigm. 

Badvice Episode 16: Lucky To Have Me

This week, I forget to cut out two minutes of dead air, probably because I ran straight into a sharp corner with my head, we find out what emotional affairs are, friends with benefits, rebranding plump to thick, people who are lucky to have one another, I run into Yankee Doodle at Wholefoods, social media fame, and we never do this, honestly, we've never done this before.

Badvice Episode 15: The One With All The Noise

I don't know what happened this week, but this was our nosiest episode yet. Construction, microphone bumping, chair squeeking, how did I let this happen? That aside, this week we tackle boobs and beer, alpha moves, Church universities, Handmaids Tale, tempid vs tepid, hardcore pornstars, La Croix, fire alarms, blacking out, and plumbing on a private yacht.

Badvice Episode 14: Straight Dude Stuff

We kicked out all the guests this week and went solo (duos). We tackle straight guy shit, condiments, getting horny while having soup, a loose fanny brings two neighbours closer together, maintaining an erection during sex, bonners, deathgrips, and adopting children.

Badvice Episode 13: Step By Step w/Hannah Myers

This week Hannah Myers stops by the podcast dungeon, we rage on people who told us how long it's been since they've eaten McDonalds, sewer grates make the perfect garbage cans, vacationing with other women causes trouble, pointers on how pre-teen girls can get a pre-teen boy, Hannah and Robin can't wait to abandon their parents, sleepaway camp, being a nanny for a racist child, how to get people to read your writing, Oceans 8 gets more hate, and probably some more stuff.

Badvice Episode 12: First Kiss w/Matt Hoffman

Hoffman is on the show this week and apparently he thinks he can show up unprepared because he's our first reoccuring guest, Gorjan and Hoffman bond over WorldStarHipHop, Robin guards her first kiss story, Waldo is a freak of nature again, passionless sex, Gorjan reminds Hoffman this is a comedy podcast, Robin calms us with a Carvel, and 3 people with no personalities took a personality test.

Badvice Episode 11: Kidd Shadow

This week on Badvice, Gorjan complains about kids and lines, Robin robs ideas for her website from Gorjan, an American girl wants to rip American Girl dolls out of a smaller American girl's hands, red mammal meat is a hot topic for soon to be parents, a woman believes she's being poisoned, and Kidd Shadow drops some of the realist advice to ever be heard on the show.

Badvice Episode 10: Jumbo Ego

The format of the show gets thrown out the window when Robin brings in something isn't an advice column, Gorjan tells old childhood stories that go nowhere and serve no purpose, Waldo creeps everyone out, a boy wants to hug another person's mama a bit too much, getting beat up as an adult, and widows vs. widowers: the ultimate battle.